Table Dancing

You are the exclusive beneficiary of this and for a few blissful minutes, we will be yours to admire at very close quarters. This means you can chat to us while we dance, and the more relaxed and intimate atmosphere is good for both the ladies and the gentlemen. As you might expect, a table dance will cost you more than contributing to a striptease collection. But at £10 we feel sure you will not begrudge the price for the quality of the experience.

Lap Dancing

This is a dance between yourself and your chosen dancer it is more intimate and upclose than a table dance. the level of intimacy is set each time by each dancer and yourself. With good communication between you both a lot of fun can be had. This dance is £20

Theme Shows

Well etiquette here is all over the map. It depends on the show and the performers involved. In general audience participation is often invited in terms of verbal banter (make it funny and naughty not rude please) and sometimes we will ask for a bit of participation and assistance. Please wait to be invited! And alternately please don”t be afraid to join in on a show or game when invited! We want everyone to have a good time. Everyone will be respected as we hope you will respect us.

Pub Dancing, Striptease

This is what you’ll find me up to if you come to one of the pubs which you’ll find listed on the parties page. Here you will see me, often on a raised stage (which is out-of-bounds to you gentlemen) dancing to a suitably inspiring track from one of our favorite CD’s while slipping out of our dress and lingerie. You are welcome to offer any encouragement and express your approval but the line is drawn at touching.

DO NOT EVEN TRY TO ‘ACCIDENTALLY’ MAKE CONTACT.

We will come round for a collection, and if you make a generous donation (no gentleman would offer less than a pound in this day and age) then we will gladly chat with you for a few moments. But any sort of physical contact is an absolute no-no.

Additionally, photography is ABSOLUTELY OUT OF THE QUESTION. If you want pictures of us, then you can find some on this site. These are professionally taken shots where you will be able to appreciate us at our very best. A snap taken in a pub is neither fair nor flattering and we will not think kindly of anyone who tries to take one. However, depending on the dancer, you might find that she doesn’t mind posing for a photo - but please ask first, every time.